AI generated image of a shirtless Black man with sunglasses and silver chains, and suspenders holding up white parachute pants, being searched by a uniformed guard at an airport checkpoint. The guard has 4 fingers, so you know it's the good stuff.

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   Ryan Finnie (foo@fosstodon.org)'s status on Saturday, 16-Dec-2023 03:34:50 JST Ryan Finnie

   > A spokesperson for TSA told SFGATE cargo pants tend to set off body scanning machines because the attire is somewhat out of style and the technology isn’t trained on scanning pants with extra pockets.

   I misread that as "parachute pants", and forgive me, but I had to use an AI generator thingy.

   Reply from @ckape: "Getting arrested after being singled out for a pat-down but insisting U can't touch this"