The amount of people who’ll go “how are you I was hanging out with [my mum and dad’s names] at their house in [village name] they were telling me about [stuff I’ve signed an NDA about and can’t mention publicly] we’re all so proud, next time we’re in [the village of 280 people I live in] we’ll pop by are you still at [house number]” under a video of mine doing stand-up about pornography with a link to tickets for my tour show is UNREAL