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Remember back in the olden days when you had to nip to the high-speed of the nearest town to pick up things you needed, and could take them home the same day? Thank goodness we now have the convenience of browsing six separate websites, creating a new account, paying by card, proving we aren't robots, confirming we want to make our purchase before it times out, paying £10 for postage, then hoping Evri doesn't deliver it to our wheely bins. #progress #myarse