@glyph @robpike @jwz Because caking him would be violence. And answering people who endorse violence with violence only enhances the cycle. Even if the weapon used is cake.
Lots of people screwed up the past. I can't go back there and fix it, and any good feelings I'd get from them getting justice wouldn't fix the world they broke. Instead, I want to point my brain forward to help prevent more ... cake-ethical-conundrums in the future :D