We interrupt this program to bring you this important announcement:
🚨 Constantly attention-seeking man-baby billionaire said something dumb. 🚨
It is highly unlikely that this piece of news will change anyone's mind about anything at all.
However, we can at this time predict that some people might get outraged and thus click on our article. And in the end, that is what matters.
In other breaking news tonight:
1. water is wet;
2. bears shit in the woods;
3. Pope is, in fact, Catholic.