@davidrevoy @jrod3737 Here you go: https://web.archive.org/web/20230430001350/https://www.irishtimes.com/life-and-style/people/how-erwin-schrodinger-indulged-his-lolita-complex-in-ireland-1.4749204
(I’m a subscriber so consider this a gift link – they really should do gift links.)