@hidden That conclusion however is lost when you consider some of his social behaviours, which ultimately manifest from some primordial inferiority in his racial composition.

He does like to run with speed, which is a repetitive stimm often encountered in the Khoisian negroid. The behaviour is of such pathological nature that it does interfere with his greater intellectual and social functioning, something that often betrays East African Capoids' large craniometrical credentials. While he is certainly endowed with the Kenyan sprinter's marathon-like endurance, this would certainly bely any racial greatness to be found in other suspect heritages. This paints a confusing racial picture for the Sonic pseudohedgehog post-cromagnon.

Which leads me into another direction of raciological consideration: could he be Jewish?

Sonic has no apparent mathematical, lateral, or abstract ability, which is consistent with the Jew's Roman-like disposition to be poor strategists, visual thinkers, low-latency and uninhibited inventors, etc. He is a great practitioner of the rash advance, and follows through every endeavor equipped with little more than his intuition. The combination of this with his high verbal intelligence, apparent manipulativeness, and moralizing, self-hypocriticizing tendencies, lead me to believe he is himself a Khazzarian Judaism convert.