@LodedDiaper @Tadano @PurpCat @Zettour @lewdthewides @meso @mischievoustomato sometimes it feels like the entire Jewish religion is based around the concept of "How can we sin but trick god into letting us into heaven", all of this rules lawyering semantic bullshit with what's supposed to literally be objective divine law. When god says "don't do this thing", if you allegedly follow his law, you're supposed to say "oh okay i won't do that", not bust out a dictionary and a thesaurus and say "well if I redefine half of these words and describe what I'm doing using a simile then I can disobey god behind his back and he won't even realize, haha god is so stupid"