Additionally, why SHOULD we risk our friends and relatives getting pissed on by you? You ask people to invite people here and to listen to the show.
If my cousin tuned in today, she got to hear you urinating on me.
I literally asked @eriner to carve out a slot for her despite signups being closed.
You really need to ask yourself what exactly you want from this place.
Is it just show fodder? Or do you want to actually exist among us and with us?
If not, YOU'RE the alien, not us.