@sjw @Oblivia @Terry @Waerloga @dcc @ehhh @ins0mniak @jasonl8446 @lunarised @mia @mischievoustomato @p @pressure @thebitchisback @threat @warmbeverageenjoyer NEW STORY:

I walked into the beach shop, and looked at the counter where they were selling sea shell necklaces and aviator sunglasses. I looked up at the store attendant, who was sitting on a chair reading a PC gamer magazine, with a picture of Warcraft 3 on the cover. I pulled out a C4 explosive device and put it under the counter, and the clerk didn't notice me doing this as I reached down for some food that was on a rack in front of the counter. I paid for a turkey sandwich and walked out and then stood about 50 feet from the shop. The guard was still sitting there clueless, and I pressed the button on the detonator and there was a huge flash, a loud scream, and then a spray of blood that sprayed all over the front of the store. I had reduced him to literal hamburger meat.

I got in my Honda Civic, and drove over to the McDonalds and entered the drive thru lane. At the speaker, I ordered a Mega Mac, that is, a Big Mac with 4 patties, and I told them to hold the cheese and the sauce. I drove thru, and at the window, the worker gave me a bag and he looked down and saw the gun that was laying in the passenger's seat, and his eyes got a bit wide, and he stammered "Thank you" and quickly closed the window and walked away. I floored the gas, and hit the brakes too, so that my back tires were burning rubber, and then released the brakes and sped out of there, leaving a huge black tire marks. I parked at a nearby area and then ate the Mega Mac.