@sjw @p @Oblivia @Terry @Waerloga @dcc @ehhh @ins0mniak @jasonl8446 @lunarised @mia @mischievoustomato @pressure @thebitchisback @threat @warmbeverageenjoyer you ever blew p's server farm away with a C4 explosive?

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and then I walked up to p's apartment door and rang the door bell. I looked up at the camera that was in the corner, pointed down towards me, and I flung a small black paint ball at it and made the camera go black. Then I pulled out a C4 charge and placed it on the door and walked around the corner, and ducked down for cover. I took the remote detonator and then pressed the button and blasted the door. I then charged thru the door and pulled out a gun and started spraying bullets at the server farm that was hosted on a rack in the corner of the apartment. I pumped bullet after bullet into the server hardware, until it was smoking and sputtering electric sparks.

"That will destroy all the evidence" I muttered, and walked out the door, and ran down the stair well, and got into my Corvette convertible and sped away, as the flashing lights of the police cars rushed towards the apartment building. I lit a Lucky Strike unfiltered cigarette and flicked it out the window towards a gas station. As I looked in the rear view mirror, a huge fireball erupted and the gas station exploded and like 10 people got burned alive and were screaming in agony as they were running here and there, engulfed in a fireball.

"Just another day in paradise", I said to myself.