@threat @Oblivia @Terry @Waerloga @dcc @ehhh @ins0mniak @jasonl8446 @lunarised @mia @mischievoustomato @p @sjw @thebitchisback @warmbeverageenjoyer Meanwhile James, Maria, and Matt had a suspicion something was not
right and they went into the back office and watched Agent Brown through
the surveillance cameras. James said “Well, I can see that fucker glowing
in the dark from a mile away. You know what we have to do” and Maria and
Matt nodded their heads. They walked back out and got in their car and
backed out, and then James hit the gas and drove directly at Agent Smith
and THUMP- hit him and dragged his body under the car. He said “I run
you over with my car, you CIA nigger!” and dragged Agent Smith’s now
lifeless body for another 500 meters before the body decapitated and got
left behind. “Dude, that was awesome” Maria said, and they went back to
James’ apartment and ate some of the Big Bite hot dogs they had taken.

James, Maria, and Matt felt utterly exhilarated that they had killed a CIA
agent by running him over with their car, so they threw a small party and
spent all night drinking Coors Light beer, Natural Ice Light beer, and
smoking a very small amount of meth to keep them energized. They played
World of Warcraft the entire time, and shit-posted on 4chan too. At 6AM the
next day, the newspaper delivery boy dropped off the newspaper and
James picked it up and unrolled it. The front page headline said “Heroic
CIA agent killed in shoot-out with drug lord- leaves behind wife and 2
daughters” and James said “No, fuck you! I killed that CIA nigger by
running him over with my car and I KILLED HIM!” and Maria and Matt
started laughing their ass off