@Oblivia @Terry @Waerloga @dcc @ehhh @ins0mniak @jasonl8446 @lunarised @mia @mischievoustomato @p @sjw @thebitchisback @threat @warmbeverageenjoyer James and Maria were sitting at James’ computer in his apartment and
Maria went to YouTube and turned on a vaporwave version of Sonic the
Hedgehog music. “That’s lit” James said, hearing the beats. Maria was
currently leveling up the profession Mining on their shared World of
Warcraft toon and was mindlessly running around the highest zone area
mining ore deposits. “Know what would be really hilarious?” James asked,
and Maria replied “No, what?”. James said “If we picked up a bunch of
rocks and went to the busy road outside and threw them at cars” and Maria
laughed and agreed. It was 2AM at night, and they had been grinding in
WoW for a long time now, so it was time for a break.

They went outside and down the stairs and grabbed a few rocks while they
were walking towards the edge of the busy street. They reached the edge
and ducked down behind an embankment and waiting. “Okay here it
comes” James whispered to Maria, pointing at the motorcycle quickly
approaching. Maria stood up and threw a handful of rocks at his direction
as he sped by and THUNK- it hit and landed hard. The motorcycle spun out
of control and the driver went flying headfirst across the divider and
smashed head first into an incoming four-door sedan with a super loud
CRACK, and then that sedan spun out and flipped over the median and
smashed into an 18 wheeler which then spun out of control and flew
through the air going 70 miles an hour, right over James and Maria’s head.

“Holy shit, that is insane!” James exclaimed, and Maria burst out laughing,
as they watched the 18 wheeler fly and smash into a McDonalds that was
on the edge of the highway. People started screaming and running out of
the McDonalds, so James and Maria decided to go check it out, under the
guise of being innocent civilians. They entered the broken McDonalds and
saw that an adult and a teenager were trapped under the crashed 18
wheeler. They saw that both of them had had the lower half of their bodies
cut off by the 18 wheeler crash, and they were both just standing there,
pinned to the ground, looking really stupid with a dumb look on their face,
as their guts hung out from the bottom of their torso, blood gushing out.
Maria walked up to the adult and whispered in her ear “I did this, I caused
this, and now I damn your soul to Hell forever, you demon!” and slapped
her. The half-woman looked surprised, and then her eyes rolled into the
back of her head and she was dead and gone. In the ensuing chaos of the
crash, James and Maria jumped over the counter and grabbed 20 or so
hamburgers that had already been cooked and put them all in a large bag
after boxing them, and they left and walked back to his apartment.