@winter ok this truck driver I work with who's always telling awful jokes told the "what do gay cows drink" one but what was funnier was he felt the need to demonstrate that he was Chill and Friendly and Supportive by prefacing it with, "okay, so I'm not telling you this joke, I'm just telling you that this joke was told *to me* by a guy who works at dunkin donuts who has very nice nails and who I think is bisexual"