The wildest thing about watching Buffy after all the Joss Whedon revelations and the admissions of him actually being Xander is the realization that was a lie too. He's not Xander, he's one of the weird kids who tries to kill girls and put their body parts together to make some zombie sex kitten of his dreams. I mean, he did it on screen instead of in Sunnydale, but… potayto-potahto