*instrumental plays while we get a little exposition*
"It used to be, we Marxists pushed the envelope on Social Consciousness and the interlinking of struggles that are undergirded by Class Consciousness, but now...now...these damn DEI professionals are running amok and undercutting our play with the proletariat, telling them about pronoun usage and Juneteenth, what are we supposed to even do?"
"Become Neo Conservatives and double reverse backlip into the good graces the proletatiat by dropping our trousers for their affection"
*music cuts, entire cast glares and says in unison, the single instance of Left Unity youve ever seen*
"Who let the Trot in this musical? Someone fetch some hot soup to pour on them!"