Better stay home and hide from this virus I'm gonna get anyway. Gotta stay healthy!

>yes domino's large pizza for delivery 5 nights a week.

>gyms are scary they closed them because of the sweat spread etc (insert nonsense reason)

>untested experimental shot you say?! Just shoot me up bro!

Why am I so sickly? I stayed home and gained 40lbs, White as a sheet and took the shots!? I did exactly what they told me and I'm always sick, it's not fair!