"you’re actually using the opposite “all court orders are the same”, which is WRONG. Good logic there."

Evidently, by my EXACT words which read: "For a gag order to prevent this it would need to specifically state that the person in question “Must not modify the warrant canary on your site to inform your users of such action.” or similar wording."

>I don't know what it says but I'm going to guess it doesn't completely btfo my whole argument

Your entire premise is they aren't effective, you were wrong.