This is my explanation of Wisconsin's weather for a whole calendar year

2 months of "fuck it's so cold"

2 months of mud and snow mix

1 month of cold spring/early summer. Either it's cool and rainy, late unexpectd snowfall, or blasting hot out of nowhere

2 months of fucking hot and humid, and these are the best months of the year so everyone plans everything for these months which fucks up your entire recreational plans for the year

1 month of cooling late summer/autumn starting. Could be 90 today, 40 tomorrow. Winds get cold cold.

2 months of mud and snow mix

2 months of "fuck it's so cold"