OK two people have asked if the Updog vegan hotdogs are good and I will admit I saw the fucking package and took a telephone photo to do the joke and therefore I have no idea if they are tasty vegan hotdogs nor how they would stack up versus other vegan hotdogs.
Which is not to dismiss vegan hotdogs as exhaustively as it might sound. Make garbage taste like a Hebrew National and I'll fucken eat it.