Dictionary definition:
Conservative - a person favoring free enterprise, private ownership, and socially traditional ideas
Fixed it:
Conservative - a person favoring capitalistic oppression, enabling the rich to get richer and the poor to get poorer; limiting government intervention (unless we think we should control it, i.e. reproductive rights and elections); and traditional ideology, (i.e. slavery, sexism, freedom of religion, as long as it's Christianity)
Might need some work...