@chainsaw_appreciator @Fash-E It was part of their world view. They believed a big penis made you more babaric or even more animal than man and that a tiny penis meant self control and sophistication.

Mostly because the Celts and Goths to their north were more hung than them.

It is like that part of the Bible where the writer is bitching about Jewish women going for those big dick Egyptians.

The worst kind of cope, literally recording your salt for future generations to laugh at you.