@alex My first cell phone WAS a smart phone. It was some old Palm Phone with a monochrome LCD screen and text-only internet access. I can't remember the model name of it but the touch screen had a flip down cover that had phone keypad buttons on half the cover and a window on the other half so you could see the time and read texts. Now that I am remembering it I wonder if some autist around here can ID it.

IIRC it got stolen from me by some Mexican friend of a friend when I was down in Miami for a while. He also stole a bunch of PS2 and Xbox games, if that tells you how long ago that was, but I had already dropped Sprint the year prior, so the phone was basically a paperweight at that point. He was also apparently adept at stealing stuff from his Walmart job, including rather sizeable flat screen TVs.

A long time after that I had a knockoff Blackberry from LG. Pic related.

I'm on... I think my fourth Android phone now, I don't know, they've all been provided to me over the last several years, so I don't really pay mucg attention to which exactly they are.