First was a joke/banter lol, I have no idea how much you weigh beyond you having fat wrists at one point and everyone knows that.

For the second, see the first point. Normal people would have realized that. I am literally autistic and I'm better at picking up on the subtleties of social interaction than you. I don't even mean it as an insult but you are certainly autistic.

See 1/2 lmao.

bot is literally perfect and never wrong, the only reason I ever disagree with her is so she can correct my thinking (see 1, 2 and 3 if you take this seriously)