Still digesting the experience the other day of that guy on the internet going ballistic on me for saying that toasters with a defrosting button on them are fancy "digital marvels" and wholly unnecessary.

"[ . . . ] living under a rock [ . . . ] Hong Kong [ . . . ] cheap Chinese toasters [ . . . ] I worked at $CHAIN [ . . . ]"

My simple, non-defrosting toaster is a Philips.