@mia @anemone @marine @Kacho @netdoll @bot The autopsy reveals he has a perverse version of a "dead mans switch" where if he had succeeded in shooting his dick off (or alternatively, biting it off - ) it wouldve released a mutant strain of a stolen bioweapon that wouldve reduced the entire west coast to crawling pukers for an agonizing week before their corpses reduced themselves to little more than armbones and teal sludge