myrmepropagandistFOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Breaking: Small innocent cat, Pica has never been fed.
Everyone world-wide was horrified when documents surfaced showing that beloved innocent cat, Pica, (Who has never knocked anything over and is very cute) has been suffering from extreme hunger for "centuries probably" because "no one has ever fed her once in her life."
Outrage quickly spread to social media, everyone agreeing that Pica should be fed "Right now" and that her staff were "very unfair."
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