@lunarised
He's nervous, but on Fedi he looks horny and ready,
To drop toots, but he keeps on forgetting,
That he published, the confetti rhyme this time,
He opens his feed, but the posts don't come out,
He's cancelled, how? Whinge.town is down,
The CPU burned out, time's up over, blaow,

Snap back to reality, oh here goes the internet, Oh
there goes the virtual girlfriend. He so mad but he won't
Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows,
His whole life's in this computer, it don't matter, it broke,
He knows that, but he's pathetic, he's weak, he knows
When he goes back to reality, that's when it's
You failed - Game over, yo,
Better live a life, and don't escape into social media bro, and