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@allenstenhaus Oh Lordy, yes. That is the classic double entendre from the hardware store inventory. One of the more polite and far less frequent ones these days involves someone who has moved from England to Canada and is looking for some lumber, a 2x4, say. In the UK they were (maybe still are) only sold in one length. Here, they can be several different ones. “How long do you want that 2x4?” “Quite some time, really, as it’s going to be part of a wall in my home, so…” @Mrfunkedude