Me: calls ssi and gets hung up on immediately

Me: calls again and get put on hold for 20 mins

>finally talks to someone

They say I have to go in person to apply for these specific benefits

>goes to building

Security guard: building is closed to the public

>goes home and calls again

They answer and I tell them the building is closed to the public and ask if we can do this over the phone

They say no it has to be in person and hangs up me

This is why the killdozer was a thing