okay so here's a little known secret about me... I have a degree. I have an Associates of Arts with a 2.01 GPA.

I am considering doing a little trolling (a lot of trolling) and this requires a 4-yr degree. Problem: I want to do it online, and I have the worst possible GPA.

Are any of you pros at the collegiate system and know any good memes to get a 4-yr degree? It doesn't matter what it is. I'm considering a B.A. in Chinese studies if available.