He just wanted to collect the books/minis, zero creativity or improv skills. He also kept silencing the other player, pretty sure he was a gay but they had this weird pseudo relationship going.. I can't remember what it was he kept saying, but it was like every half sentence she dared to speak, to shut her up. It was driving us insane by the end.

I was the highest charisma character, so it was mostly me being the face and him reading out boring wotc script back at me. Overall, it totally sucked balls. Like seriously, you can't give me a fucking escort mission? Like a hatchling dragon that can't really do fucking anything and needs to be protected? Something, anything. What's the fucking point when I can play more responsive PC games than that shit?

It was also trivially easy. I think I was the only one that even dropped to 0HP, because I was near to a trapped chest (which was a stupidly high DC with fuck tons of damage, for some reason) when it went off. I barely ever needed to heal anyone, none of our flaws were exploited, enemies were played more basic bitch than the Diablo 1 AI.. Bleh. Ok, I'll stop fucking ranting now. Apparently I'm still seething over that energy/time sink a bit.