Even if it's a straight by the book campaign, it'll beat my last one that me and Doll endured in person. That fucker was terrible.

Some generic 5E campaign module, focused around dragons and shit. I made a neutral/evil tiefling warlock/sorc, he was basically a flying gatling gun of eldritch death. I gave the DM some leeway, made him a celestial warlock so he could be like "Nope, your patron's pissy" as a leash or whatever. Nope. So I mostly just went around collecting eyeballs, trying to grasp at things to make my guy give a fuck about the campaign. Found dragon eggs, I carry one out. He wouldn't let me hatch it because "It doesn't say you can in the book", he dragged that one out for like 4 fucking sessions of me trying different things to hatch this fucking egg. Even made me roll, I got a nat 20, NOTHING.

Found some lizardmen slaves and frogmen, I unite the lizard slaves and make them overthrow their tyrants. Doesn't let me keep any of them, not in the book. Bunch of gay shit in between but the end fight was the last straw.. Me and Doll pretty much duo'd that dragon in a single round, before it did anything. I got 5 or 6 eldritch blasts into him, she got an assassin crit into him, on an ambush. Other player chipped it down to 1/2 health and- "OK, it says he runs away at 1/2 health. So he flies out." ".... What?" "Yeah, it says at 1/2 health he tries to run away. And I haven't read ahead, don't know if this guy turns back up. So he gets out." "... But I have giants guarding the one exit of this cave?" "Yeah, he flies past those." "But the exit is over a turn's flight away?" "Yeah" ".. And attacks of opportunity?" "Nope.".

...So, we left pretty quickly after that.
Haven't spoken to him since lmao.