@Suiseiseki @Seirdy the average "gnu/linux" installation is hardly just gnu and linux though, right? I'd say the gnu part is usually the minority, actually.
If you were to take most people's linuxes and remove everything that isn't gnu or linux, it probably wouldn't even boot, and it definitely wouldn't be a practical for anything people would expect of a modern operating system.
I liked the roleplay of the bearded man btw