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<blockquote style="position: relative; padding-left: 55px;"><section><a href="https://mastodon.com.br/users/xkcd/statuses/117429712848130732">XKCD Bot (xkcd@mastodon.com.br)'s status on Tuesday, 13-Oct-2026 10:58:25 JST</a><a href="https://mastodon.com.br/@xkcd" title="xkcd@mastodon.com.br"><img src="https://gnusocial.jp/avatar/220698-48-20231213224845.webp" width="48" height="48" alt="XKCD Bot" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0;">XKCD Bot</a></section><article><p>#3310 - Rejected Space Mission Profiles</p></article><footer><a rel="bookmark" href="https://gnusocial.jp/conversation/6749691#notice-13270948">In conversation</a><time datetime="2026-10-13T10:58:25+09:00" title="Tuesday, 13-Oct-2026 10:58:25 JST">about 8 days ago</time> <span>from <span><a href="https://mastodon.com.br/@xkcd/117429712848130732" rel="external" title="Sent from mastodon.com.br via ActivityPub">mastodon.com.br</a></span></span><a href="https://mastodon.com.br/@xkcd/117429712848130732">permalink</a><h4>Attachments</h4><ol><li><label><a rel="external" href="https://gnusocial.jp/attachment/6494017">Four-panel comic titled "Rejected Space Mission Profiles."- Top left, "Jupiter Rover": a tiny rover-like vehicle falls through Jupiter's clouds, yelling "AAAAA!"
- Top right, "Voyager 2 Orbiter": the Voyager spacecraft is pictured with a small satellite following a dotted elliptical orbit around the spacecraft.
- Bottom left, "Crewed Pluto Flyby": a dotted trajectory swings past a small distant body and continues away; a tiny spacecraft says, "Uh, bye, I guess."
- Bottom right, "Neptune Core Return": a small rocket-like spacecraft is emerging from the top of Neptune, whose round body is drawn like a bulging sack around a smaller body that is pulled out by the spacecraft.Hidden text: "Although NASA agreed that Voyager 2 'seemed lonely' they decided against launching a companion orbiter mission after further measurements indicated that the spacecraft actually preferred the peace and quiet."</a></label><br><a href="https://media.mastodon.com.br/media_attachments/files/117/429/712/821/707/878/original/c68f3dd48e1cf3af.png" rel="external">https://media.mastodon.com.br/media_attachments/files/117/429/712/821/707/878/original/c68f3dd48e1cf3af.png</a></li></ol></footer></blockquote>

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#3310 - Rejected Space Mission Profiles
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1. Four-panel comic titled "Rejected Space Mission Profiles." - Top left, "Jupiter Rover": a tiny rover-like vehicle falls through Jupiter's clouds, yelling "AAAAA!" - Top right, "Voyager 2 Orbiter": the Voyager spacecraft is pictured with a small satellite following a dotted elliptical orbit around the spacecraft. - Bottom left, "Crewed Pluto Flyby": a dotted trajectory swings past a small distant body and continues away; a tiny spacecraft says, "Uh, bye, I guess." - Bottom right, "Neptune Core Return": a small rocket-like spacecraft is emerging from the top of Neptune, whose round body is drawn like a bulging sack around a smaller body that is pulled out by the spacecraft. Hidden text: "Although NASA agreed that Voyager 2 'seemed lonely' they decided against launching a companion orbiter mission after further measurements indicated that the spacecraft actually preferred the peace and quiet."
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