You forgot Meta's pervert glasses.
When I said I have no smart devices, that includes smartphones. I refuse to live with an 'always on' microphone.
Maybe I'm deluded, but I feel like I've removed myself from most of the tracking and surveillance which infests modern life. It helps that I live on a bushy lot near a beach with a soundtrack of birdcall and the endless music of the ocean.
For the record, I don't subscribe to any online services or store anything in the cloud. I've run my own mailserver since 1995 and I don't wear a watch.
But what I'd really like is a Faraday cage which fits over my entire house. ;-)