7) Did you hear about the u.s. admiral who wanted to be buried at sea when he died? Five sailors died digging his grave.
8) Q: Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene?
A: Bubba the Fire Prevention Bear of the u.s. forest service.
9) Did you hear about the most recent tragedy in the united states? In america's largest shopping mall, there was a power outage which left people stranded on the escalators for 4 hours.