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4) Did you hear in the news that a Boeing passenger flight lost control and crashed into a cemetery in the united states? Government officials have retrieved 2000 bodies so far.

5) Q: Why do american police cars have stripes on the side?
A: So the cops can find the handles.

6) Q: How many americans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to stand on a chair and hold the bulb and the other two to spin the chair.