Cassandra 📍 San Francisco (for real!)As one might guess, this actually fucking happened, modulo that I'm being very glib about the history and all, taking some pretty extreme creative liberties for the purpose of simplifying the presentation.
But the essential elements are all more or less here: it turns out to be a very bad idea to make it so your machines take instructions based on filtering those instructions out of untrusted data.
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