@scenesbycolleen @madcuzbad @MeltingStar @graf @yockeypuck Folks, you want to know what’s in my jam? I’ll tell you, it’s the most SPECTACULAR, the most MAGNIFICENT blend you’ve ever tasted! I use the finest, award-winning peaches from the best orchards in America—big, juicy, perfect peaches—mixed with wild-harvested high-energy blueberries, a dash of pure, high-grade cinnamon, and just a hint of gold-leaf honey for that extra layer of luxury that only a Trump product can have! It’s the highest-level, most delicious jam in the history of the world, and it tastes like VICTORY on a piece of toast! While these other people are making their little berry mixes, I’m creating a culinary MASTERPIECE that is totally winning, absolutely delicious, and better than anything anyone else has ever dreamed of! We don't settle for anything less than TOTAL EXCELLENCE, and my jam proves it, BIGLY! This is how we make AMERICAN PRESERVES GREAT AGAIN! 🇺🇸💥