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@PNS @scottdhansen come on now, you don’t get sepsis from the city pool (that comes later)

no, usually it’s some type of dermal infection, maybe MRSA or hepatitis, or if you get an extremely unlucky dice-roll some kind of drugproof tuberculosis or a novel tropical infection

ooo, ooo, or maybe a brain-eating amoeba if the nigger doing the pool maintenance forgot to put enough chlorine in that day, that’s kind of swinging for the fences though