Just saw this “SEEKING NEW POLYCULE MEMBER” poster.

First off, I want the tea from the “defector”. Why did they defect? They must have a story.

But also, why is rent $1,570? If everyone’s contributing the same amount, that comes to $10,990. If they’re not in a mansion, there’s a hustle going on.

The fact they make you fill out an application—that’s just stressful. Sex ain’t worth it if it’s a job interview. In fact, there’s nothing less sexy than filling out forms.