I'm an educator in CS and I've spent thousands of dollars with Adafruit. I'm not the only person on here in this category, but this is literally where their customers live online.
I think I will try calling them today. In the past they have been very good about answering the phone.
I want this to all be a terrible misunderstanding. They can make a post and explain and we can all learn something together about LLMs, about responsiveness and even about feminism.
I am hopeful.