@ryo "Retarded keyboards"
That one is every laptop ever made. The first exception will exist only if I make it. Maybe I can make it so that two halves of an ergonomic keyboard fold out. It could just be a small thing in there and still be less retarded than almost all keyboards ever made, but still, having both hands so close together is uncomfortable, so a transforming monstrosity that scares lesser humans away would be optimal.