Thomas Lee Harley-Davidson at least explained how to jump start the Harley: connect postive using a screwdriver to reach the terminal, then connect negative to the frame.
"It's not the right way to do it", they said, but it's the easiest way considering how difficult it is to reach the battery.
And it worked! We got the Harley started, so I zip tied the jiffy stand up, threw on my gear, and hit the road, trying to make up for lost time.
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