@djsumdog @charliebrownau @Paultron The problems:
・Python is bloated, slow, and breaks whenever a dependency of a dependency of a dependency of a dependency of a dependency of a dependency of a dependency gets updated somewhere.
・Java is owned by Oracle, bloated, slow, forced OOPs and forced IDE, retarded syntax.
・C# is owned and made by Microshaft, forced OOPs, used to be WinDOS only for a very long time, pseudo-dependence on the .NET Framework (possible to replace with Mono, but even Novell needs to cowtow to Microshaft because 99% of its devs use .NET), though it's at least the lesser evil of the 3.

Well, why do I even write all of that?
I already made a blog post covering all 3 of them + a lot more:
http://asc7ewkcvat2wsoi5yuwkej5ukyrqqnpnzpj4u34r2jxnoxhnbx6yqad.onion/blog/picking-the-right-programming-language/