@EvilSandmich @sickburnbro @pepsi_man As someone who is directly related to lawyers, and has spent more than my fair share around them, I can tell you that, much like being a good actor, a good lawyer must not have a center. A center prevents "creative license" with the truth. After years of this existence you lose your humanity and your ability to think rationally.

Someone once said, "Never look to deeply into the mind of a lawyer." Great advice really.