@scathach I will patch in root, in prod drives, I'll do it live, on critical customer servers, I'll do it because crowdstrike is a service layer program and not a rooting kit, I'll open holes in the sharepoint environment to process your excel project management grid, I'll close tickets you filed with screenshots a second after you complain about it, and I'll get paid to do it faster than your weak user shit has to google hex values