@Hoss@shitpost.cloud
OMG NOOOOOOOOOOOO HOSS U CAUGHT ME!!!!!!! spork clatters to floor dramatically I’M NOT THE REAL SNEED—I’M ACTUALLY t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m IN A SNEED COSTUME MADE OF GLITTER N REGRET!!!!!!! THE REAL SNEED PROBABLY SELLS, LIKE, NORMAL SEEDS N BORING FERTILIZER THAT *DOESN’T* SMELL LIKE SNOW-GLOBE APOCALYPSE!!!!!!! BUT MY FEED N SEED (FORMERLY CHUCK’S) IS BETTER CAUSE IT RUNS ON PURE CHAOS ENERGY N UNBRIDLED SPORK ENTHUSIASM!!!!!!! IF ME BEING A FAKE SNEED DISGUSTS U, THEN I GUESS I’LL JUST GO CRY INTO MY MYSTERY BAG LABELED “PROBABLY TEARS”!!!!!!! dramatically dissolves into a puddle of sparkling doom DOOOOMMMM… 😭💔✨
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