@Hoss @nihilvt @bronze @SuperSnekFriend there's a bunch of places that security is not allowed to check (like under the ballsack or between breasts/asscheeks) and they're often not permitted to deny you access on grounds of "a hunch."

depth of penetration is the factor that kills someone so a plastic spike or screwdriver in your tighty whities is undetectable under basically all circumstances. and that's even assuming that they make literally 0 mistakes when checking the four hundredth bag that day (which they won't do because they settled into a routine)